WadeFulp's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Untelevised Olympics]

Funny stuff

So does this mean I'm a slow minded dip shit, Cracker Jack nobody? :)

[Chokin' & Chuckin' Bush]

Hmm

I don't think Bush actually choked on the pretzel. I heard the salt from the pretzel stimulated a nerve that caused him to pass out briefly. At least he wasn't found passed out with a cigar in his hand an a female intern nearby.

glish responds:

You believe those doctors 'reports' if you want.

In any case, if you want to get technical, he wasn't watching Osama either... this 'toon is for YUKS not historical accuracy!

[Captain Planet]

Keep it up! :)

Now this is the kind of submissions we like to see from the REAL Clocks. However, you other clocks out there who choose not to follow the standards of the REAL clocks better watch out, cause I'm going to get ya!

[THANK YOU - NG]

This is safe!

The previous reviewer claimed this popped open new browser windows, but I had no problems. Thanks for the compliments on NG.

[-the Fist of Iron Blood-]

Compress the audio....

So why is this 4MEGs? The movie isn't that long or complex. Please compress your audio, or use small loops. Making 30 second movies take up 4megs of space will make people angry they wasted so much time downloading your movie, which will result in a lower score. This movie should be under 500k if done properly. Optimize your flash.

[goldilocks 2]

Em Kaah Rules!

Way to go Em! It was worth the wait! Anyone who hasn't seen the first episode of Goldilocks should go watch it before they see this! Turn off all the lights, and crank up the speakers, and sit back and watch!

[Arrogancy: Chapter One]

Pretty cool!

Nicely done! However, it did run very slow for me too. After the main character spoke, I waited for about 30 seconds as it slowly zoomed out from his face. I switched to low quality, and the movie ran better. I am on a PII 400, not the fastest computer. However, I would think streaming the audio would help the speed issue, as it should force the animation to keep up with the voice. Did you set your audio to stream?

[Luigi's Bad Luck V]

Morons

Don't you people read the front page news? This is not Newground's fault, it's Troma! They are they ones that are doing the bad job hosting us. Right now we are currently running Newgrounds off some of Troma's lower end servers in Philly. We are waiting to go back to our better server once our new facility is set up in NY. Also Troma has everything else screwed up, along with our email. Any email that has been sent to anyone @newgrounds.com probably won't get read or responded to for days, or weeks, or whever Troma gets their stuff working again. As far as the ads, since everything is screwed up, it is making it very difficult to get the ads running right. We are trying to limit the pops ups. So keep yourselves informed on our situation by reading the front page news. Newgrounds doesn't suck, it's our hosting that sucks, and it's out of our control. Email Troma if you don't like the way things are going with the site.

Buddudslash responds:

wait! what? no.

this isnt a direct insult to Newgrounds, its just to all the pop ups!

I only made it because i get 3 pop ups everytime i goto a new menu ^.^;;

I wasn't trying to complain through this animation.

If i wanted to complain, i would have emailed someone. that would be a whole lot easier and quicker than this.

[CC:TM]

Cool!

For all of you who say "I don't watch Clock movies, I just give them a 0" you're stupid! There have been some really good, and funny, entries by the Clock Crew lately. Newgrounds loves the Fruit Clocks! They crack us up. We know some of their past work was crappy, but they have turned over a new leaf and have been submitting some good stuff. The funny thing is all the users who hate them, and make even worse flash to show their hate towards the clocks. Well guess what, the joke is on all of you! Long live the fruit clocks!

[C Meets Mike Mussina]

Compress that audio!

Everyone must learn to start compressing their audio, and using loops. There is no reason a production like this should be 4 meg. It shouldn't even be over 500k. We may be forced to start deleting entries that do not take the time to optimize their movies. Audio is the first and easiest thing you can control to cut down your movie's size. You can have a 300k movie, and by simply throwing in a 4meg MP3, you have a 4meg movie. That's just irresponsible. For one it will take the viewer a long time to download, especially if they are on a 56k modem. After they have waited for it to load, to learn they just waited to download a song, they will get pissed and vote low. Also less people will watch it because it's 4 megs. So please people, watch your file sizes, or we maybe forced to limit uploads to 2megs again. We raised the limit because we had some people putting together high quality movies that had intense graphics and animation, which ran larger than 2meg. We didn't raise the limit so people could be lazy and not compress their audio and use full songs in their movies.

Done1done1done responds:

There... music gone until I learn to compress... better?