Score: 4

"No one is being banned!"

submission: Dale Earnhardt SUCKS

date: February 22, 2001

If you think Tom, or anyone, is going to ban someone for a movie like this, you're nuts! Newgrounds is here today because Tom created similar controversy with clubing baby seals, and killing celebraties. This is no different! Some of you need a sense of humor! While I am sad about Dale's death, he wasn't the nicest guy on the track. Do you think you get the name "intimidator" by being a nice poliet driver? HELL NO! He put more people into the wall than anyone else! He invented putting people into the wall! Now it was his turn to go into the wall, and it didn't go in his favor! It's a terrible loss to NASCAR, but he got some of his own medicine, and he knew the risk involved by being a driver.

Score: 10

"Fix your window size"

submission: S/U intro

date: February 16, 2001

Cool movie, but check your fla file and see what your movie size it, and adjust your portal entries's window size to fit it. Take a moment to view your movie, and you'll see you put in the wrong resolution for your movie. You can do this by logging into your account and editing your movie.

Score: 10

"Awesome game!"

submission: 2D Boxing

date: February 16, 2001

I think this is one of the best games to come into The Portal. Let me straighten some facts out for everyone. SESS NET did not originally upload this game, someone stole it and uploaded it. That is why it takes you to his site. We contacted SESS NET and he said we could keep it on the site, and we moved the file to his account. Now we are contacting him again to see if he wants to re-upload the game so it won't jump you to his site. Please don't vote this down just beacause it takes you to his site, this was a mistake, and not SESS NET's intention!!

Score: 4

"Hehehe"

submission: NG dance!

date: January 22, 2001

Here at Newgrounds, we all like to see movies making fun of all of us. For those who don't see the humor in this, these are images of Newgrounds.com's staff. Now that you know that, it still may not be funny to you, oh well.

Score: 7

"This is NOT stolen!"

submission: Kill Jonathan Lipnicki

date: January 17, 2001

This was an Assassin mission, but we have requested that the author submit it into The Portal. So this is NOT stolen.

Score: 6

"Interesting"

submission: Star Wars-Blatant Ripoff

date: December 14, 2000

Some of the effects in this movie were pretty cool. It was an interesting version of Star Wars.

Score: 10

"Very impressive Razzo!"

submission: Toy Story Cinemargh

date: December 14, 2000

Way to go Razzo! Awesome art work, animation, sound, and story! Made me laugh! Very funny! Make more Toy Story parodies like this! :)

Score: 10

"Brilliant Work!"

submission: silverlocks (x-mas remix)

date: December 12, 2000

This movie is brilliant! After seeing Goldilocks, I emailed Em Kaah, to tell him how impressed I was, and how much I enjoyed his movie. If you haven't seen Goldilocks, go watch it now!!! I emailed him and tell him it would be funny to make a Christmas parody, and a couple days later he comes out with this! I am amazed at how quickly he turned out such a good piece of work! I love it! I can't wait to see what's next!

Score: 10

"Big laughs!"

submission: Monsters in my Closet

date: December 11, 2000

I like movies that make me laugh, and this one got a big laugh out of me. It started off with some chuckles seeing the kid in his bed all scared. Then the big brother, or father comes in the room and the expressions he makes while opening the door are great. Then the door opens, and he lets out a blood curdling scream and it cuts to the monster in the closet! LOL!! What the hell is that thing, and look at what it's doing!! The monster also responds with a screamm as it appears to be horrified that it's been discovered! Hehe. Watching it over and over we realized (the NG Crew) you could hear the thing doing it's business before the door is open! Brilliant! At first it's just a weird sound, nothing out of the ordinary, but once you know what the sound is, it's even funnier! This is a great original piece of humor! I hope I see more from this author.

Score: 2

"The message behind this is as poor as the flash."

submission: delete this pleaseaaaaa

date: December 11, 2000

It may have been a close election, but the votes were counted 2, 3, 4, or however many times, and Bush has continued to hold the lead. That's good enough for me. ALL the legal, legit votes WERE counted. I'm sick of this "Not all the votes have been counted" bull shit. The only votes that haven't been counted are votes that have no clear selection for a Presidential candidate. Why would you count a ballot that doesn't have a candidate selected? So all the ballots that had obvious selections for a candidate were counted, and Bush won. Plus Gore is for a bigger controlling government. He would make a better Vadar. Bush is for smaller government, and giving the people the power to make their own choices. Like give us a tax break, and let us invest our own money for our retirement. Wake up smack head!