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Haha, this was a cool game! I liked the way you had the fruit clocks pop up from behind different objects, and the NG Crew! I had to shoot myself though to see what would happen. That's a classic image of Ross, so I had to use it for the thumbnail in the Clock Crew collection. Hope to see more games from you in the future! :)
Author's Response:
WOW!
Thanks Wade!
I'm really glad you like it. :-)
Actually i've already started a short movie about Sherbert.
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For all of you who say "I don't watch Clock movies, I just give them a 0" you're stupid! There have been some really good, and funny, entries by the Clock Crew lately. Newgrounds loves the Fruit Clocks! They crack us up. We know some of their past work was crappy, but they have turned over a new leaf and have been submitting some good stuff. The funny thing is all the users who hate them, and make even worse flash to show their hate towards the clocks. Well guess what, the joke is on all of you! Long live the fruit clocks!
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Everyone must learn to start compressing their audio, and using loops. There is no reason a production like this should be 4 meg. It shouldn't even be over 500k. We may be forced to start deleting entries that do not take the time to optimize their movies. Audio is the first and easiest thing you can control to cut down your movie's size. You can have a 300k movie, and by simply throwing in a 4meg MP3, you have a 4meg movie. That's just irresponsible. For one it will take the viewer a long time to download, especially if they are on a 56k modem. After they have waited for it to load, to learn they just waited to download a song, they will get pissed and vote low. Also less people will watch it because it's 4 megs. So please people, watch your file sizes, or we maybe forced to limit uploads to 2megs again. We raised the limit because we had some people putting together high quality movies that had intense graphics and animation, which ran larger than 2meg. We didn't raise the limit so people could be lazy and not compress their audio and use full songs in their movies.
Author's Response:
There... music gone until I learn to compress... better?
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That was the funniest thing I've seen all day! Make more! More meat clocks!
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It's something to hear Frank's words, and how they can relate to this tragety. Try listening to Disco Inferno. I just happend to play it because they say "burn baby burn" but right near the begining the guy says "To my surprise, 100 stories high, people getting lose ya'll, getting down on the roof. The folks were flamming! Out of control!"
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You made a typo in your intro title.
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Unfortunatly they are telling everyone that they have enough blood now. The sad conclusion is there isn't anyone left alive to give the blood too. Those that are, we now have plenty of blood for. However, I think people should keep giving blood, because it always seems there is a shortage. Hopefully this has helped restock our short supply.
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Hehe, funny stuff. You sure did characterize the NG chatters very bluntly. :) I guess I should spend more time in the chat room so I can make the sequel. :)
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I personally contacted 3D Joe, and requested they submitted their game to Newgrounds. This game is not stolen, and is submitted by the creator. So have some fun, and splash them people! :)
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This is a great example of a waste of storage, and bandwidth! There is no reason this movie should be over 200-300K, but it's 2.5MEGs because it contains a full length song that isn't compressed very much. Try using loops, or shorter segments of the song, and compress them more. No one wants to wait to download a 2.5MEG movie, only to watch it for 10 seconds.
Author's Response:
Oh God Shut up! I don't care for wasting your brother's so called valuable space! I don't take the time to "Compress" Why don't you go do it
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