Score: 6

"Audio"

submission: The Jizzard of Oz

date: February 8, 2002

Did you set your audio to STREAM? If you did, then it should sync no matter what quality you select. Otherwise it was very funny.

Score: 6

"Hmm"

submission: Chokin' & Chuckin' Bush

date: January 17, 2002

I don't think Bush actually choked on the pretzel. I heard the salt from the pretzel stimulated a nerve that caused him to pass out briefly. At least he wasn't found passed out with a cigar in his hand an a female intern nearby.

Score: 10

"Keep it up! :)"

submission: Captain Planet

date: January 10, 2002

Now this is the kind of submissions we like to see from the REAL Clocks. However, you other clocks out there who choose not to follow the standards of the REAL clocks better watch out, cause I'm going to get ya!

Score: 2

"This is safe!"

submission: THANK YOU - NG

date: January 9, 2002

The previous reviewer claimed this popped open new browser windows, but I had no problems. Thanks for the compliments on NG.

Score: 3

"Compress the audio...."

submission: -the Fist of Iron Blood-

date: January 7, 2002

So why is this 4MEGs? The movie isn't that long or complex. Please compress your audio, or use small loops. Making 30 second movies take up 4megs of space will make people angry they wasted so much time downloading your movie, which will result in a lower score. This movie should be under 500k if done properly. Optimize your flash.

Score: 5

"I'm the RED NECK!"

submission: Orgie!!!!

date: December 17, 2001

At least I'm in the very back.

Score: 10

"Em Kaah Rules!"

submission: goldilocks 2

date: December 5, 2001

Way to go Em! It was worth the wait! Anyone who hasn't seen the first episode of Goldilocks should go watch it before they see this! Turn off all the lights, and crank up the speakers, and sit back and watch!

Score: 9

"Pretty cool!"

submission: Arrogancy: Chapter One

date: December 5, 2001

Nicely done! However, it did run very slow for me too. After the main character spoke, I waited for about 30 seconds as it slowly zoomed out from his face. I switched to low quality, and the movie ran better. I am on a PII 400, not the fastest computer. However, I would think streaming the audio would help the speed issue, as it should force the animation to keep up with the voice. Did you set your audio to stream?

Score: 10

"Cool game"

submission: Street Style

date: November 14, 2001

While this game is most likely stolen, it's pretty good. People who makes games like this, and don't put their copyright and contact information in the game, or movie, are just asking for their work to be stolen. There is no way to verify who created this. Unless someone has the trademark to the "Street Style" logo used in the game.

Score: 5

"Morons"

submission: Luigi's Bad Luck V

date: November 2, 2001

Don't you people read the front page news? This is not Newground's fault, it's Troma! They are they ones that are doing the bad job hosting us. Right now we are currently running Newgrounds off some of Troma's lower end servers in Philly. We are waiting to go back to our better server once our new facility is set up in NY. Also Troma has everything else screwed up, along with our email. Any email that has been sent to anyone @newgrounds.com probably won't get read or responded to for days, or weeks, or whever Troma gets their stuff working again. As far as the ads, since everything is screwed up, it is making it very difficult to get the ads running right. We are trying to limit the pops ups. So keep yourselves informed on our situation by reading the front page news. Newgrounds doesn't suck, it's our hosting that sucks, and it's out of our control. Email Troma if you don't like the way things are going with the site.