shined your brightest flashlight on a mouse and it exploded?

You came.

I'm not too sure I want to know what you did.

You murdered Tom? HOW COULD YOU?

You don't HAVE to masturbate that fast every time.

HOW COULD YOU DROP THE KETCHUP...or some other red like sauce...

Was it that slippery, and if so why?

You shit blood out of your anus, Am I right?

If i say you killed someone, your going to answer no. So i say, you spilled ketchup?

You threw ketchup on the floor to hide the blood...

You scared a giant ant with the flash on your camera and it blew up.

D'oh, you!

you dropped the ketchup

Not get enough mods to approve accounts for music? I've been waiting for over 63 hours right now.

mummy are you alright mummy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUMMY

painting by numbers just ain't ure thang

You took a photo of some amusingly ambiguous marks on your floor?

Use a tampon, god.

I like Pie! But not with blood or ketchup!

You took a picture of the aftermath of a battle between Guile and Akuma?

Or, you dropped your collection of old-fashioned stright-razors and knives on someone...

Originality, thy name is Paper Shadow...

Ketchup?

RAW BLEEDING MEAT

did you blow up a ketchup bottle?

The trail of blood lead to under the sink (you are hiding a dead bodie there aren't you).
That or it's the time of the month.

You spilled spagetti suace?

YOU KILLED MIDCHAMBER!

Oh, wait a minute...

Nah, you were making hot-dogs and dropped ketchup.

Lubrication is your friend, Wade.

Bodies won't stay well in those cabinets for very long Wade. You really should keep them refrigerated.

you let the kectup fall. HOW COULD YO!

Omg wade you killed your first hooker?! Congrats man! I remeber killing my first hooker... a bit more blood then that... but yeah it was amazing

ZOMG!!!!!!!! U KILLED TOM!!! U JUST COULDN'T LET GO OF THE FACT THAT HE'S MORE FAMOUS THAN U!

JK wade.

So what Stamper said was true? MindChamber is dead? And WADE KILLED HIM?!?!?!?

Hahaha. Seriously, man, you need to be more careful with the ketchup bottle.

ON YOUR PERIOD AGAIN ARE YOU!?

First comment!

You accidently drops a knife on your feet didn't you?

There's Waldo!

Dropped ketchup on the floor?

Time for the paper towels.

ON DEAR GOD DEAR GOD OKAY JUST... JUST ..CHILL MAN SO YOU KILLED RONALD McDONALD NO ONE WILL NOTICE...... who am i kidding yor screwd

You made another shitty post?

The fuck?

Oh i know. You killed mindchamber like stamper said.

YOU KILLED TOM'S CAT!!!!

Tom said "Oh my god wade killed mindchamber!" and stamper followed with "You bastards!"

You broke a puppy in half.

You became an emo

Bloody Cat shit?

Love ketchup licked off the floor! You should too ;).

spilt ketchup on the floor then... slipped in it ?

did it hurt?

you spilled catchup on the floor.

I knew it! You planned to take over Newgrounds and so you had to eliminate Tom! What has gone wrong with you?!

I am guessing you are trying to get what is left from the tomato sauce by shaking it upside down or something and you realized that the lid was open and all the sauce splattered all over the place

<Something comically immature>

Dude, I know you eat unhealthy and all...

...But now you're going as far as eating off the floor? For Christ sake man PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

You were playing again with zombies and you hid one in the closet.
You were warned, this time Tom is gonna tell your mother!

Sherbert pushed down a bottle of salsa from the kitchen bench? You better tie that cat up and tell Tom to clean that mess up.

I always knew your knife-collection was going to end like this...

You broke a mirror and cut yourself on a shard, seven years of bad luck just beginning :O

Damn second comment.

Attempted to make some Italian dish. Dropped the sauce. Laughed a bit. Grabbed your camera. Took a picture. Laughed some more. Thought the Newgrounds community deserved to see. Uploaded the picture. Waited for the responses.

Something that has absolutely nothing to do with the picture you posted.

That's not blood

There wouldn't be big blobs of blood every, it's too thick. I agree with WolfBlitz

Don't forget to clean it up :D

People acrossed the globe are waiting on you wade!! when will that 10 billion dollar question be anserd? What exactly did you do?

had yo period bitch

Lol kectup or fighting a person. :/

You took a picture of a bug, it didn't like the photo, but you insisted on keeping that one, so it jumped to its death. :O

You were trying to open a ketchup packet with your knife and accidently cut yourself AND spilled the kethup everywhere.

So it was you that killed mindchamber!

Um, u ate a live cat?

Wade you aren't suppose to use the Ban Stick in real life!!

looks like you spilt something.

But that's just too outrageous to be true.

You made a big mess.

you popped a fat kid's pimple?

Dropped a bottle of ketchup

You killed your wife?

Possible occurences that might've happened:
You spilled ketchup
You masturbeted so fast your blood comes blastin' out
You murdered Tom
You murdered your pet cat
You wanted to fart but instead blood comes out
You spilled chili sauce
Your computer mouse had a life, so u got freaked out and threw it to the floor
You stabbed yourself accidentally
You wanted to cough but threw up blood
or you did all of the above to impress NG users

Rather than thinking: "Oh My! I should clean this up immediately!"

You thought: "Oh My! I have to put this in my blog!"

spilled some ketchup.

Look Wade, I've told you this. Wait until her period is over with, then fuck her.

Jeesh

you spilt ketchup all over the floor and paniced becoz of what ur wife would say so when she comes in you stabbed her then hidden the blood in the ketchup?

How's the Baby?

let me guess. you tryed to shave your neck and you cut it?

hmmmm, seeing as it looks like a kitchen, YOU BUTCHERED AN INSANE FAT KID!
how could you wade?!

So THAT'S how Mindchamber died!!! =O

Looks like you dropped the ketchup & fries, but decided the fries were still good and ate them all.

More importantly, where did you get that shirt(?) in the top right corner. Its fabulous!

Doing something of no importance I see :)

Dropped a bottle of ketchup?

You are all wrong, because of the spread out of the ketchup you can see that it was Tom who made a ketchup trap, and let Wade walk into it! :P

You got mad at the ketchup and noticed Tom in the kitchen so you threw the bottle at him and hide the blood with ketchup.

YOU MONSTER.

Spilled Ketchup.

So he finally killed tom...

Every witty phrase was taken =[

Tell us now.

Playing with the knives?

Also, I have tornadoes heading this way. I need your weather expertise and you're not on AIM!

If I survive, I'll have pics for ya.

WADE YOU ASSHOLE! I know you have anger issues and whatnot but WHY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL SHERBERT THE CAT?

i think u tried 2 jack of but accidently jacked of ur nose wich fell off

found a pathetically bad photoshop splatter brush?

Yo Wade maybe you killed your own wife or dog in your bathroom HHAHAHA.Also i wanna be a forum mod i posted in that thread Wanna become a mod or the title was little different.

uh oh spaghettio droppio

You lost your virginity?

You murdered everibody in the office in order to receive all NG profits.

Spoiled some ketchup.

Had your period?

1.You know how to fap without ripping anything apart right?

2.MR.FLIPPYRABBIT!How could you...

3.you blew a whistle on a review,and the review exploded.

4.your overcharged your blam cannon ,OWCH!

5.You killed someone with your mighty banstick of ADMINISTRATIVE POWER.

Am i right?

Knifed your wife?

squirted kethup on the floor and took a picture and posted it (im a party pooper)
that oe you killed tom HOW COULD YOU!?

cut yourself shaving

All/None of the above.

Ketchup on cleaning up

We're much to busy for this sort of nonsense

WadeNG: my bloody mess news post got a lot of comments

Hehe, it will never end!

eww, you made a nasty! Silly Wade, trix are for kids!

did you have your period?

Looks like ketchup =3

You had your pieriod?

...You peed out blood?

spilled ketchup

I SHALL CLEAN UP MY MASTERS MESS

I don't understand. New floor?

you killed tom fulp to steal his fortune GOOD CAMERA SKILLS ON THAT ONE

you, dropped you're hamburger and the ketchup spilt!

hardcore anal? >-<

Uh oh...wade is in trooouble.

you turned into a wolf cause it was the full moon and you brought back babies to your house and ate them.

LoL, an ADMIN with a fun blog entry? Couldn't be!

Are you gonna tell us or just laugh at everyones stupid answers?

You came blood?

Whoops! Someone dropped the ketchup >:'[

WTF?! NEVER WASTE KETCHUP!

YOU BOUGHT A GREEN TEA TOWEL!!!!

You wanted to fuck big squirell but it had menstruation ??? Or it`s just a ketchup bottle who had exploded. ?

It's obviously ketchup, it's not violent enough to be blood.

You're starting to paint your floor? You should use clean even strokes not just blotch it on the floor like a blood spray

Jeese. Anyway, wheres Tom been?

You were on the bathroom and then you tripped with the soap and nothing happened to you.. but then Tom came in and he says "waz up my bro LOLOZ" and you say stop it.. and then bob came too screaming and eating fried chicken and says "YEAAH DUUDE CLEAN FLOOR I THINK I'LL DROP SOME KETCHUP" .. But he didn't do it because he saw a butterfly in the window so he get a gun and he shot a dog and the dog didn't get hurt.. but you laughed and Tom says.. hello this is my brand new wife.. and he says OMG I'M PREGNAANTT!!!!!! AND I DON'T KNOW IF TOM IS THE FATHER!!.. And then Bob laughs and he started to puke chiken and you said "dude that's wierd" and you tripped again with the soap.. and you punch tom's wife and he bleed on the floor.. that's it.. what do you say know?

Had a period?

Took the child abuse too far

You took a picture of a mess.

You spilled ketchup or something, You posted a picture, You want people to guess, but you won't reply until they guess?

:O You killed your decorative cow weather vein!

You stabbed Someone over a presidential debate and blamed MindChamber so now he is going to jail?

You killed Pico!

Looks like ketchup

you are a freaking emo!

you killed tom!! AGHHHHH!!! run!!! oh wait thats probably tamato sauce

PMS =3

You fagged up newgrounds, that's what you did =)

you had your period?

cool!!!

what did you do??

u killed someone!!!!!!!!!!!!

nobody has posted here in FOREVER ago

buttsex plz.

u killed a fat kid and ketchup spilled out congrads u helped control the fatty population

OH NO!! TOM DIDN'T GO TO JAMACIA! YOU MURDERED HIM!!! NOOOOOOOO...

maybe it's ketchup. is it?

you dropped a tomato?

u smashed a hot sauce bottle thats right aint it

Umm... spilled ketchup all over the floor?