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WadeFulp
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Wade Fulp @WadeFulp

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Poisonous Cactus! WTF!

Posted by WadeFulp - October 15th, 2007


My wife has had this "cactus", it's actually not a cactus, sometimes called a false cactus, or more commonly Candelabra cactus. Anyway, she's had it since like junior high. So I decided to bring it down from our attic window and put it in the kitchen window. The whole I'm I'm moving it I'm getting poked, etc. Then I broke off some pieces to stick down in the dirt to form more chutes.

A couple hours later I start feeling funny. I start itching, everywhere. My scalp was the worst, thought I was going to tear it off from sctraching. Something wasn't right. I then see what loks like a bug bite on my left forearm, strange since I had on long sleeves. So I took some benedryl because I figured it was some kind of allergic reaction. Turns out it was the cactus! Things got worse though, I broke out in nasty hives, something I can never remember happening to me. They were worst around my pelvic area, har har, and around my neck, lower back, and my arm pits. My ears felt really hot and they were red. WTF!

The Benedryl may have helped, but it slowly went away. For awhile I was freaked out because I didn't know it was the cactus and thought it could have been from something I ate, or some strange bug.

So if you have one of these in your home, they are a some what common house plant, don't let it poke you, or don't let the milky latex sap get on you! Especially not your eyes!

Oh yeah, it gives you the shits too, and could make you vomit.

Poisonous Cactus! WTF!


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I hope you don't have any pets / its not in the reach of any of your kids.

Anyway sounds like a shittey day. Thanks for the tip for th rest of us :D

It's crazy because we've had it so long, I've handled it before, and I figured it was harmless.

I'll keep an eye out for it. B)

Also, were the stolen/racist flashes I linked you to accurate?

wow. I had one of those in my bedroom growing up...I think I forgot about it for some time and it was thrown away when I left...but it's strange to think that it could be poisonous and yet they sell them in a lot of places, with bright colored pots so kids would get them too...

how did you find out it was poisonous? did you check a book/online medical thingy or was it deductive reasoning?

Try putting "Candelabra cactus" into Google.com and read.

>.< that sucks, feel better :3

How was the sex?

Wade gonna die.

tripping, I might just get one of these and poke myself every day just for the kicks.

Can I borrow you're bad-ass shades?

Don't get poked, don't drink the fluid inside it. Gotchya.

Phew.

Just don't touch it

And I thought poison ivy was bad...

Benedryl makes Wade go nuts on Halo. :/

^__^

OMG! See, this is why I only have nice plants in my house.... like aloe vera.....

Are you feeling better?

I'm suprised it never got your wife.

Are people allowed to have animated user pictures? Officer has one, so I'm just wondering if I can make one :).

You never answer PMs so I'll just spam it here

Oshit
I didn't know bOtt was already taken.
<a href="http://bott.newgrounds.com/">http://bott.newgrounds.com/</a>
The account is inactive anyways so can you change the name on that account and then change my name to bOtt?

yeah k thnx

Wade omg ! You actualy read the PM ! But You dint reply on the PM dude... Can i please have an answer...

By the way nice Cactus....

Horrible Story dude i wont even have cactucts in my life or be married or have flowers

Now I'm going to have to find one of those and use it to hit people with.

you're acting like a useless faggot.

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